gloria steinem's revenge?

As I emailed Heather this morning, I've got cramps. I've had 'em before and no doubt I'll have 'em again, but these cramps, oh these are something special. Surely my mother bargained with some force of nature to give me cramps so bad I'd beg for 9+ gestating months off. Well I have Percocet. I win. 

I win, that reminds me of an irrelevant clip I always enjoy.  Happy Friday. 

if you want to be happy for the rest of your life (a.k.a. Gloria Steinem's corpse just burst into flames)

or the ancillary 8 hours of your day, let me make a suggestion: work for a man. Not a woman. Because in the words of every man everywhere; 'bitches be crazy' and men are much goddamn easier to work for. There's no subtext, no attitude. Look, I get that nothing is all anything, all women aren't anything other than all women but it's funny how some can fuck it up for many.

In 2010 I:

lost a job
found a job
broke up with a man
started dating a new one
watched my dog have a stroke
watched my dog recover from a stroke (he's pretty much back to normal)
was supported by a great group of friends
got over the friendships that have run their course
became addicted to Angry Birds
became addicted to Words with Friends
learned how to make some killer new dishes
lost and found 7 pounds about 7 times


I'm really curious to see what 2011 has up its sleeve.


What are you looking forward to in 2011?