all I do

is blow my nose. Being perpetually sniffly is so damn boring.

wow

how stupid is Martha Coakley? And how much stupider does Obama look? Can this dude (never, ever) get behind a winner or what?

strange girl

this is what you miss while I'm not blogging;

last week as the guy and I were getting into bed:

Him: wow, you cleaned your blinds!

Me: sure did.

Him: what got you to do that?

Me: because, argh! I still can't find those earrings.

Him: and you thought they were hiding in the blind dust?

Me: well, they aren't anywhere else so far.

Him: I sleep with a strange girl.

He's catching on.