Thursday, June 10, 2010

oh, hi

guess who is unemployed?

I'm not meant to work. God clearly intends for me to live a life of leisure, otherwise why would long-term employment elude me? It's pretty clear. And to be let go right as the summer begins? Amazing!

Unemployment of course (eh, probably) means a far cleaner apartment, a more interesting array of meals cooked, increased blogging and a need to adopt a hobby. Last time I tried knitting (truly hope Heather threw away that sad, little scarf by now. I think she moved to TX just so she'd have no further use for it).

I'm also now available for afternoon assignations.

7 comments:

  1. LOL! I read that quickly and thought it said "adobt a baby"! You should try poker...

    -dawn j. summers

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  2. no no adoption seems like work and clearly, I don't work now. Though I might take one if you know someone giving one away.

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  3. Dude, you are close personal sisters with Satan himself. I'm sure he can get you one in any color you'd like. #truestory

    -dawn

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  4. why would I want one in color? I want an opaque master race baby.

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  5. Sorry to hear you're unemployed -- a scary situ to be in these days. But I say YEAH! to the possibility of more blogging!

    Missed your posts.

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  6. a tryst - what a great idea :) H

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  7. I still own and WEAR that scarf in the winters, I will have you know.

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