gloria steinem's revenge?

As I emailed Heather this morning, I've got cramps. I've had 'em before and no doubt I'll have 'em again, but these cramps, oh these are something special. Surely my mother bargained with some force of nature to give me cramps so bad I'd beg for 9+ gestating months off. Well I have Percocet. I win. 

I win, that reminds me of an irrelevant clip I always enjoy.  Happy Friday.