if you want to be happy for the rest of your life (a.k.a. Gloria Steinem's corpse just burst into flames)

or the ancillary 8 hours of your day, let me make a suggestion: work for a man. Not a woman. Because in the words of every man everywhere; 'bitches be crazy' and men are much goddamn easier to work for. There's no subtext, no attitude. Look, I get that nothing is all anything, all women aren't anything other than all women but it's funny how some can fuck it up for many.